porch donkey

a black male less smart than others

Look at that porch donkey! Robbin' stores and being stupid!

by Bb stol3 April 10, 2017

Painting the porch

The act of smearing anal or vaginal discharge/residue/leakage on to your partner's pubic area while receiving doggystyle sex.

I took Becky from behind last night. When I was done, there was poo everywhere!! I don't know if it was the spicy Mexican food or some kind of weird kink, but it was clear from her reaction that she's no stranger to painting the porch!

by milqman August 31, 2018

Porch Monkey

A nigger

Let’s lynch that porch monkey.

by Lyncher666 December 13, 2017

Porch monkey

A black man

Come and fight me you stupid porch monkey

by Somekidthatisrasist1290 November 01, 2017

porch cracker

The Caucasian equivalent of the porch-monkey.

Dang dat porch cracker always out on dat porch acting like day doin sumthin but ain't doin shit.

by descendant of porch-crackers January 21, 2012

Porch Monkey

Someone whom sits around in their thong or wife-beater monkeying around all day in the hot sun. Also another version of the termonology is: a person whom looks like a monkey and smells like one too, hanging around all day on their porch doing nothing with " my sister".

Autumn says to Sunny: " I'm a monkey, and I'm on our porch, I must be a Porch Monkey!"

GANG SIGNS IN YOUR FACE!

by Quack-tastic May 10, 2007

porch dick

Someone who sits on their front porch at home and acts like a cocky douche

Man, mike is a real porch dick on the weekends

by tubajoe March 09, 2015