Port and polish

The act of a man or woman attending a spa/salon to have their nails done and asshole bleached

Connor - Hey bud see you at Two Goats for darts later?

Pat - Yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.

Connor - Nice bro.

by Patscorch June 30, 2016

Polish Port

An expanded Dutch rudder involving >4 people.

My friend wanted a dutch rudder mid orgy, but instead ended up with a Polish Port.

by Dippyskoodlez December 27, 2011

tile polisher

21st century version of a carpet muncher. Woman who performs oral sex on another woman with no hair or "carpet".

Leslie went to the lesbian bar to munch some carpet. Only to find there is only tile to polish. She has found being a tile polisher is much better.

by NotMexican702 July 28, 2017

polish rab

The one and only polish rab their is no one like him.
Also goes by the name of rab or wysocki.
He is class at everything and is fucking polish.

wow look at polish rab he so cool

by rutfxyhk March 4, 2019

polishing the colonel

Jerking off while eating fried chicken

Hey dude, why didn't you answer the phone? I was really busy. Just picked up something to eat and was watching some porn and polishing the Colonel.

by Billstar55 February 16, 2014

Polish Slip

When a person (Usually Polish/Eastern European), works a self-employed job and gets paid with cash-in-hand to avoid paying income taxes.

Tytus works as a plumber, he's always pulling off the Polish Slip.

by CrypticReich October 24, 2020

Facebook Polish

When you go back on your facebook and delete uninteresting or pointless posts or comments that you previously made.

Oh you know, just facebook polishing.

by Mr. Cheesespread May 12, 2011