North Platte

A small city of 20,000 people in mid-western Nebraska.

Home to Buffalo Bill's ranch, one of the worlds largest railroad yards, cows, and a bunch of dumb hicks.

Most intelligent people leave North Platte by the time they reach twenty. The rest live a sad existence forever tormented by the regret of staying behind.

The only things to do there are to hang out at Wal-Mart, drive monster trucks, go huntin and fishin, or drink cheap beer.

Person one: "Dude, I hate my life."

Person two: "You must be from North Platte."

by HmmmIsee April 2, 2011

lily on the plateau

a sexual position where a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and thrusts it up and down in order to reach an orgasm.

if pamela anderson were a prostitute, they'd call her "lily" after her sexual specialty of lily on the plateau.

by CheshireKat November 23, 2005

Plate of Ham

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Gam, a now defunct term to mean oral sex, specifically that performed on a willy (blowjob).

"Fancy a plate of ham?"
"No thanks, I don't eat meat."

by peckhamboi January 15, 2009

Tillchang Platter

A term use to reference caucausian males and their adundant love for asian cuisine. Usually one must order or state their love of chinese food at least 5 - 7 times a week to qualify as a "Tillchang Platter".

Damn did Bill order chinese good again!?!? That's the 5th time this week! That guy is a serious Tillchang Platter...WOOT!WOOT!

by Francis Begovich February 6, 2007

shirt plate

When you don't use a plate to eat when laying down, you just eat your food off your tshirted chest.

Trevor Hay looks really relaxed, he doesnt have to sit up to eat, he just eats off his shirt plate.

by Trevor Hay February 19, 2009

Shit Platter

A meal commonly eaten by young men who live alone or with a male flatmate.

The "Platter" mainly consists of Birdseye and Bernard Matthews chicken/turkey products such as Chicken Dippers, Golden Drummers, Mini Kievs, Chicken Chargrills and the like.

The "Platter" is usually served with a side garnish of Onion Rings, Breaded Mushrooms and of course, chips/fries of your choice.

Alright Cornelius, I've had a proper shit day at work, what you having for dinner?

Just a couple of Golden Drummers, Chicken Dippers and Curly Fries, maybe a couple of other bits of delicious frozen meat covered in golden breadcrumbs.

Fuck me!! A you having a Shit Platter!!! Do us one as well please Geez!

by CaptainRyeboto March 4, 2009

two-meat platter

a sexual act that defines the addition of more than one penis, but not more than two penises. Can be a homosexual or heterosexual threesome but two penises must be involved.

1. So I heard that Chris is gay, he was online looking for the two-meat platter last night and got caught by his girlfriend.

2. So Susan came over, and since Bob was there and she was down for it, we gave her the ole two meat platter.

by ohitsbigron March 21, 2009