Semi-aquatic mammal whose ugly face and lack of social skills inspires pity and sympathy from those around it.
by Bitch nigga 2 August 4, 2014
Get the pity fishmug. The act of feeling sorry for one’s actions directed at another living organism or, in certain, desperate cases, an inanimate object. It is still one thing that I struggle to grasp with humanity.
But it is not a man at the Churchill’s helm anymore. And I have no heart to pity the hundreds I am consigning to death. No soul to suffer perdition for the sins I have committed. No family to mourn me once I am gone. Heroes have those, certainly. Even villains, perhaps.
But not me.
But not me.
by DefenseAnalyticsNetwork July 10, 2023
Get the Pitymug. When you give daps, or props, to someone out of pity because they feel you should have appreciated what you did for them.
“I fixed it and you didn’t even notice.” (Person then tries to give you daps) “Don’t give me pity daps.”
by LHRCJ September 14, 2023
Get the Pity dapsmug. by magicalonso January 29, 2022
Get the pitimug. The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.
Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
by squat2shit October 28, 2011
Get the Shit Pitymug. by Ab24 March 11, 2024
Get the Pity bout yamug. Tracy: "Yeah, well at least I have bigger BOOBS than you!"
Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"
Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"
by eatthebaby September 16, 2010
Get the Pity Tittiesmug.