Pity Fuck

When you fuck a person out of pity. for example you know that Angela cant get laid, so you fuck her out of pity, so she feels better, even though, she will never pull a guy

Im gonna pity fuck Angela because she aint gonna get laid no time soon

by HideousMuffin January 24, 2024

pity titties

when a woman has breasts so large men are no longer aroused by them and actually sympathise with the suffering they cause

'dude, she has some of the biggest pity titties I ever seen, she must have so much trouble with back pain or finding clothes that fit'

by markfitz June 17, 2013

Pity

The act of feeling sorry for one’s actions directed at another living organism or, in certain, desperate cases, an inanimate object. It is still one thing that I struggle to grasp with humanity.

But it is not a man at the Churchill’s helm anymore. And I have no heart to pity the hundreds I am consigning to death. No soul to suffer perdition for the sins I have committed. No family to mourn me once I am gone. Heroes have those, certainly. Even villains, perhaps.
But not me.

by DefenseAnalyticsNetwork July 10, 2023

Pity party

When someone hangs out with you because they feel bad for you. But it's pitiful because they will talk behind your back or are the reason that people feel bad for said person. No notice of planning, pity parties happen when said person may happen upon something that they are seeing experienced. They are included out of pity.

Hmmm
Should I subject myself and dignity to this pity party?

Oh look who's here

by Itswhatiwant December 26, 2017

pity sext

Similar to a pity fuck- Texts of a sexual nature between parties, one of whom regards the other's attraction as some degree of pitiful.

Person A is attracted to person B.
Person B is unwilling, unable, unavailable to engage in a physical relationship.

Person B, in a moment of boredom or misguided altruism may indulge in sending or requesting sexually provocative texts or photos.

So you know that crushtomer I said I didn't want to date? We have occasional pity sext, but it won't go further

by A. Siren January 28, 2014

Pity 60

When you fail an assignment or a class but your grade is just close enough to passing that your teacher decides to give you the minimum passing grade.

"I totally should have failed my English class but the teacher gave me a pity 60"

by avvy123 November 14, 2023

Incelf pity

When an incel laments about the object of their affection, or the opposite sex in general having no interest in them. Self pity but is incel in nature.

Incel: "I don't know why girls don't see me for the catch that I am! Nice guys like me always end up alone."

Pretty much everybody: "STFU! Nobody wants to hear your incelf pity!"

by Pace_Picante October 16, 2020