pity biddy

When you get a bid to a sorority/fraternity because you have a sad backstory
"Did you hear that Kate got a bid from Zeta?"
"She's a pity biddy because both of her parents died."
by YoungThugrat February 06, 2017
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pity sext

Similar to a pity fuck- Texts of a sexual nature between parties, one of whom regards the other's attraction as some degree of pitiful.

Person A is attracted to person B.
Person B is unwilling, unable, unavailable to engage in a physical relationship.

Person B, in a moment of boredom or misguided altruism may indulge in sending or requesting sexually provocative texts or photos.
So you know that crushtomer I said I didn't want to date? We have occasional pity sext, but it won't go further
by A. Siren October 21, 2013
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pity smile

A condescending smile from someone who has a need to elevate themselves as better than someone else who may be suffering. A pity smile is actually self centered, and not truly compassionate nor empathetic.
The woman who walked by the homeless man looked down on him gave the man a pity smile.
by Samuel Lawrence Charles March 23, 2016
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pity bowl

In fantasy sports, when the score to a matchup is under 170 points total.
Look at that. Karam and Andrew are in another pity bowl.
by kirbbb October 04, 2015
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Pity Like

When you like a video, post, etc because you feel kinda sorry for the person who posted it
"I gave Lil' NoTalent video a pity like. He's horrible, but he is so enthusiastic and dedicated, I kind felt like I had to."
by dottie hinkle October 18, 2019
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pity likes

On facebook, when you make a witty comment on a person's status and the person likes your comment first, and then, a few minutes later, out of pity for the other people who commented, likes the rest of the comments on her status. This often happens even when you weren't the first one to comment on the status.
I know I shouldn't give a shit, but Miranda gave out pity likes again after I commented on her 7-11 free slurpee status with "never forget." Fuck that bitch.
by mattdoge December 24, 2013
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pity pee

When you need your friends to pee with you , because you’re the only one drinking excessively and have broken the seal.
Oi Greta, go pity pee so I can go pee for the 5th time without embarrassment.
by Whizza22 December 15, 2023
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