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pity titties

when a woman has breasts so large men are no longer aroused by them and actually sympathise with the suffering they cause
'dude, she has some of the biggest pity titties I ever seen, she must have so much trouble with back pain or finding clothes that fit'
by markfitz June 17, 2013
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Pity Fuck

When you fuck a person out of pity. for example you know that Angela cant get laid, so you fuck her out of pity, so she feels better, even though, she will never pull a guy
Im gonna pity fuck Angela because she aint gonna get laid no time soon
by HideousMuffin January 24, 2024
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Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.
Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
by squat2shit October 28, 2011
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Pity

The act of feeling sorry for one’s actions directed at another living organism or, in certain, desperate cases, an inanimate object. It is still one thing that I struggle to grasp with humanity.
But it is not a man at the Churchill’s helm anymore. And I have no heart to pity the hundreds I am consigning to death. No soul to suffer perdition for the sins I have committed. No family to mourn me once I am gone. Heroes have those, certainly. Even villains, perhaps.
But not me.
by DefenseAnalyticsNetwork July 10, 2023
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piti

Usually spanish meaning. Means basically a blunt, weed, joint...
Spanish: Enciendete un piti hermano
English: Light that piti
by magicalonso January 29, 2022
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by Cryaboutit March 24, 2023
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Pity Biscuit

When your wife or girlfriend has sex with you, even when not in the mood, in an attempt to make you feel better.
"He had a rough week so I threw him a little Pity Biscuit to lift his spirits."
by AB1991 February 20, 2022
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