ya peanut

say it to a dweeb/ dork

why was you drawin like that, ya peanut

by flying peanut January 20, 2023

Asshole Peanuts

Average to bad peanuts hawked at sports games.

“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”

by -Cantrip- June 11, 2018

peanut stuffer

Sticking peanuts up your anus so that your flatulence smells like peanuts

Wow! Shawn passed gas, but I'm confused because it smells like peanuts. He must be a peanut stuffer.

by Kayowa April 12, 2016

packaging peanuts

When one consumes excessive amounts of peanuts and proceeds to excrete the digested peanuts into a box, which is generally intended to be addressed and shipped out.

"I hope my ex had fun cleaning up after opening my box of packaging peanuts."
"Yeah... those can get messy."

by Packing Peanuts November 16, 2014

Burning Peanuts

The art of tying your nutsack with some sort of nearby string (Ex. Tooth Floss),and dipping it in peanut butter as your partner continuously licks and sandpapers it.

Richard : "Shit bro,I think im getting laid tonight.What should I do?"
Mike: "One word,Burning Peanuts"

by Reyvor January 14, 2016

Peanut's Weather

A gloomy day similar to the weather on a Charlie Brown cartoon.

We're having Peanut's weather again today, its so dreary I just want to stay in.

by Jinde Kush October 15, 2014

Punjabi Peanut

The name of any resident of the cow infested hellhole that goes by the name of India.

"If your from India, doesn't that make you a punjabi peanut?"
"Well, yes, that is the politically correct term, but the unconventional term for us is Indians."

by Punjabi Peanut May 23, 2023