panama hat

To sneak up on someone and place your man bits on their head while they are sitting, most likely seen with the penis acting as the 'bill'. Can be worn in different styles & directions.

"Did you see the Panama Hat that John gave to Sally, it was exquisite! ...Don't think it'll protect much sun though,ah hah hah."

by John O'Hurley & the HighFlyers March 6, 2009

Panama Jack

The krunkest,chillest,down to earth mofo to ever walk to the planet. Represents his town (just outside of philly), his school, and his crew (T-Money, Mo-Freeze, D-Cole, Snacks, B-Ford, JC, Big Dane,Hassal,PK). If you ever meet this man you should bow down to him like he is a legend that needs to be worshiped. He does everything for his boys and will never let them down. Everything from driving his boys gf to the nail salon to going to "UREC" with the boys.

one of the boys: yo have you meet this kid
an incredibly hot JMU girl: no who is he
one of the boys: He is the One and Only Panama Jack

by Jeff-JMU December 12, 2008

Panama Canal

The area between a man's scrotum and his anus.

He got very excited when I played with his Panama Canal.

by Will love you long time March 1, 2011

the panama canal

While your fuck buddy is lying on her back, simply kneel with your legs pinning her arms down. Proceed to mouth fuck her. As you are about to climax, simply push her head so that either ear is on the ground, and ejaculate into the other. When she turns her head and tries to get it out, it looks as though the gates of the canal have been let wide open, and everything held behind them is cascading forth in a rush never seen before like man.

He asked Ashley if she would give him head on her back. He then pinned her down and asked her if she'd ever been to Central America. She said no. As he came in her ear, he whispered, "...at least now you've seen the panama canal."

by Jake Cochran December 8, 2005

Pantaleo

A hairy Wookie like animal. has no tits and jacks off to herself. fucks monkeys just to get STD. she hangs out with this dueschbag named tara and ralph was stupid for going out with her. im sorry ralph but its true

DUDE CHECK OUT THAT PANTALEO I JUST SAW TAKING A SHIT IN THE FOREST!

BITCH SHAVE SO YOU DONT LOOK LIKE A PANATLEO!

by scooby fucking doo BITCH September 26, 2008

Panta

The Life of Designer, Im the Santa Panda .
Balled Out, Boss out, Designer From head to toe.

Hes the Fashion Panta.

That guy is Panta'd out BRO!
Im boss, PANTA.

GUY1: Bro, you know Josh?
GUy2: (knods) Panta

by L.O.D - PANTA May 22, 2016

Pantamize

To quietly transition from violent terrorism to terrorism by means of instruments of government.

I just hope one day that Shekau will not come to Pantamize Nigerians

by Rafael Sayito April 28, 2021