That stupid Texas Hold’em game that doesn’t really play like poker. It’s one that represents dodo’s because they both are stupid looking. Tends to always runner runner some dumb shiiiiii as well that works out the majority.
by Mancho1 March 3, 2024

by pnnnnsndltn September 9, 2023

the most niggerous group of fucking niggers, pope aidan lxix and the current shambala rem yang the inverted guide this group of twats to seek the legendary el baconous niggerous ham ham and the michelLANjello's wind spirits.
by MichelLANjello November 2, 2016

Three good friends talking
Jen is a good slut she wants a duece poker tonight.. Isn't she the coolest chick....ya man, she's loose.
Jen is a good slut she wants a duece poker tonight.. Isn't she the coolest chick....ya man, she's loose.
by red riding hood July 24, 2017

son: Dad, what is a poker habit?
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2013

Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.
Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.
Tom: dang man that so suck
Tom: dang man that so suck
by PapaDroe February 7, 2018

son: Dad, what is a poker habit, is it some kind of poker hand that i don't know about?
Dad: son, no you genius. It's a disease, that needs to be treated asap; otherwise, people lose their financial affluence and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid financial ruin.
Dad: son, no you genius. It's a disease, that needs to be treated asap; otherwise, people lose their financial affluence and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid financial ruin.
by Sexydimma July 28, 2012
