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poker habit

son: Dad, what is a poker habit?

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and the like and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
by Sexydimma December 13, 2012
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poker habit

son: Dad, what is a poker habit, is it some kind of poker hand that i don't know about?

Dad: son, no you genius. It's a disease, that needs to be treated asap; otherwise, people lose their financial affluence and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid financial ruin.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012
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poker habit

son: Dad, what is a poker habit, is it some kind of poker hand that i don't know about?

Dad: son, no you genius. It's a disease, that needs to be treated asap; otherwise, people lose their financial affluence and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid financial ruin.
by Sexydimma July 28, 2012
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Pennsylvania Poker

A disgraced former assistant coach from a major university alleged to have had sexual relations with preteen age boys. (Talk about children at risk.) Not to be confused with the old drinking song The Pennsylvania Polka.
Bring in the young boys and send them to Jer
The Pennsylvania Poker
Pre teen age only and no pubic hair
The Pennsylvania Poker
Horsin' around in the old shower stall
He'll try to penetrate ya

Aint no one who coaches Stranger
Than the Poker from Pennsylvania.
by Jellykones69 December 15, 2011
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Mediocre Poker

A person of the opposite sex who does not perform well sexually.
Yeah but she freaked out when I licked her asshole, turned out to be a mediocre poker.
by Jonathan A. Duncan March 24, 2011
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turtle poker

A piece of Pooh stuck in ur butthole hanging from a ass hair
Mom help I got a turtle poker
by Sneeeeeeeeddddddarritaaa November 8, 2023
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poker plans

Nananan Nananana Nananana! I wanna rob a train, like I’m in Lemoyne yah! Rob it, grab it, shoot it, plan it Dutchie, I’m with you. I Won’t be like John he ran away from you! And after, Micah’s rattin’ to the law, betraying you. Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I shoot his face Show him I’m with dutch Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I love you Dutch But please fix those plans Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I’ve got a plan, Arthur!" Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I got a plan Arthur!"
by LightSwigger December 23, 2023
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