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pity plate

A plate of food (usually wrapped in aluminum foil) you bring home to gramma or granpa from a family function or celebration they were too old to attend. Usually, the intended recipient really hates this and only accepts it with a grimace and mumbled words.
Ah poor gramma and pop-pop they couldn't come to Thanksgiving dinner because they were too old to leave the house. Let's bring them a 'pity plate' home to them.
by nottachooch November 23, 2017
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pity pick

The result of professional sports leagues maintaining that at least one player from each of that league's teams should be represented at an All-Star Game, even if no one on the team is particularly noteworthy, or worthy of being named an "All-Star."
"That guy's team is in last place and hasn't won a game in two months. What a pity pick."
by folksinger87 April 21, 2016
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pity combo

Jerking off, drinking, and smoking (preferably cannabis), all within an hour. One might partake in the pity combo when they are feeling low.

Most people will only complete a pity combo when they are at the absolute rock bottom of self worth.
Guy 1: I'm gonna go get fucked up and shamelessly pleasure myself

Guy 2: sounds like you're about to embark upon the pity combo
by cameltoeshow September 19, 2016
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pity smile

A condescending smile from someone who has a need to elevate themselves as better than someone else who may be suffering. A pity smile is actually self centered, and not truly compassionate nor empathetic.
The woman who walked by the homeless man looked down on him gave the man a pity smile.
by Samuel Lawrence Charles July 13, 2016
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Pity Gay Date

When a gay man or woman invites you on a platonic date in a thought-out setting to apologize for putting off prior plans with you.
Wow, Bryan totally hit you with a pity gay date.
I feel really bad for cancelling on Izzy twelve times... I should invite her on a pgd.
by Bitterboi3 January 15, 2018
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Pity worry

When a person who doesnt have any absolute relation with you tries to act good in front of your league of legends squad
MasterB10 : Were you sick
MasterB10 : I thought you killed yourself
iraklissid : I dont want your pity worry
by ioannissid February 15, 2018
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pity biddy

When you get a bid to a sorority/fraternity because you have a sad backstory
"Did you hear that Kate got a bid from Zeta?"
"She's a pity biddy because both of her parents died."
by YoungThugrat February 6, 2017
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