Alaskan Pipeline

When a person poops in a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

Melvin: "Hey luke, I have something special for you!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"

by Eco Afela July 8, 2023

Alaskan Pipeline

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it until solid, and using it as a dildo.

Kobe gave himself an Alaskan pipeline last night.

by Gusty_Aeroplane July 30, 2023

Keystone Pipeline

When you hit on a chick in a bar and get SHUTDOWN

He asked her to do the Alaskan Pipeline, but she pulled a Joe Biden and gave him the Keystone Pipeline instead

by Jkprecision October 12, 2023

Philly pipeline

When you insert the contents of a Philly Cheese Steak into a condom and freeze it. Once solid the protected Philly is then inserted vaginally or anally. As the protected cheese steak approaches room temperature and softens it should penetrate both the anus and vagina simultaneously.

I have a really bad yeast infection because my boyfriend gave me a Philly pipeline.

by binzington November 23, 2023

Brazilian Pipeline

When you stick a snickers bar up a woman’s vagina, let it melt, and then eat it out.

Dude, last night I gave my new Brazilian wife the brazilian pipeline!

by Texan Trackster March 16, 2024

Greek Pipeline

The act of collecting vaginal discharge in a condom and freezing it overnight to use as a dildo.

Known as the greek pipeline because discharge tends to look like greek yoghurt.

Seth: "Hey Brittany, wanna come give me a greek pipeline?"

Brittany: "You know I can't do that again. Daddy will spank us!"

Seth: "Aww shucks , you know how much I love those."

Brittany: "I know Sethy poo, I know."

by Spacenugs69420 April 17, 2024

Greek Pipeline

The act of collecting vaginal discharge in a condom and freezing it overnight to use as a dildo.

Known as the greek pipeline because discharge tends to look like greek yoghurt.

Seth: "Hey Brittany, wanna come give me a greek pipeline?"

Brittany: "You know I can't do that again. Daddy will spank us!"

Seth: "Aww shucks , you know how much I love those."

Brittany: "I know Sethy poo, I know."

by Spacenugs69420 April 17, 2024