pipedream

An Idea that is totally out of reach

An idea that came from you smoking too much Methamphetamine, Opium, or Hashish

aww man, when i get some money, im gonna have 5flat screens Lcd's and everyone will be gaming at my house man

by Rich P. May 9, 2005

Pipebeast

Someone who is extremely good at something or everything. You call them a pipebeast because they probably have a huge penis and are beast.

Jeff Bailey is such a pipebeast.

by THEpipebeast March 1, 2011

Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner

The act of inserting one's penis into a receiving partner's mouth and cleansing their auditory pipes by releasing a smooth, hygienic stream of urine. In order to avoid the erection which would make urinating impossible, it is best for the pipe cleaner to think of Pittsburgh native and former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum at the start of and throughout the session, as Santorum is incapable of engendering any sexual energy whatsoever.

"My boyfriend had a sore throat so i gave him a Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner."

by Nickdaisy June 6, 2010

alaskin pipeline

The act of shitting into a condom and freezing it and later using it as a dildo.

I shoved my alaskin pipeline so far up sammy's ass

by Benito mac October 2, 2007

Pipe Dream

A dream that is so unrealistic that you would have to be smoking a crack pipe to believe it could come true.

A midget who thinks he can play in the NBA is living a pipe dream.

by Fast Eddy 13 April 22, 2012

pipefitter helper

A Pipefitter helper is a young kid usually a next of kin to upper management. He's usually hiding in a porta-Jon or flirting with the tool room girl.

Where's the Pipefitter helper? He's probably hiding in a portajon

by Bouché December 8, 2015

pipe or swipe

To bang (if given the chance) or if given the chance, they wouldn't take it.

The new smash or pass.

Matt: hey see that chick over there...?
Jose: yeah what about her?
Matt: pipe or swipe?
Jose: oh definitely pipe!

by Think_blue23 January 7, 2017