Metro PieceofShit

MetroPCS bad reception, lame phones, so many dropped calls

1: I just got a new T-Mobile Sidekick!

2: I still have my Metro PieceofShit phone

by victoriadaniellemabelle June 17, 2009

first piece of ass syndrome

When a guy stays with the first girlfriend hes ever had, no matter how goddamn annoying she may be, just because he's finally getting some.

-Man eric's girlfriend is irritating as hell. Why doesn't he dump her already?
-Eh its his first girlfriend. You know, first peice of ass syndrome.

by Jonks January 28, 2005

Piece Of Fuck

Uncommon, more effective replacement for the highly overused phrase piece of shit.

- Commonly used at sportings events, sausage fests, and other masculine events where a fresh new obscenity fits right in.

"You piece of fuck, if you touch my girlfriend again I'll fucking kill you."

or

"That piece of fuck just ate the last god-damn piece of pizza"

by levihizzle December 28, 2005

The "Piece of Shit" Test

When one takes the name of a piece of hardware or software (or anything else, for that matter) and runs it through www.google.com with "+ piece of shit" added to the end. An excellent way of testing the reliability/worthiness of your chosen product.

I ran Internet Explorer + piece of shit through google and came back with 26,400 hits! SHITTASTIC!

by Dr. Matt NotSoDangerous August 19, 2004

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by FuckPhoeyu December 30, 2020

Motherfucking Piece of Shit Dumbass Bitch Whore

That person, normally a female, who defines everything that warrents your scorn. This term should only be said to the person it describes if you know you will never want anything from her (or him), including, but not limited to, sex, booze, sex with her sister or friend.

That Marissa Walch is such a Motherfucking Piece of Shit Dumbass Bitch Whore and she should be shot.

by American Captain June 23, 2008

Party Piece

Some exhibition of talent specifically used to entertain at gatherings. Often some goofy impersonation or a strange talent, but may be as broad as a favorite song or poem.

My brother's party piece is his ability to wiggle his ears; mine is singing "Getting Married Today" at lightning speed.

by The Porridge Bird April 22, 2006