A really cute dumbass that has a sprinkle of German and hates the Packers. He also loves the Bears... sadly. There is no helping a Peyton as they are usually homeschooled and can't find their own dick over the fatass stomach. He always acts grumpy because his thongs are too far up his ass. Super sexy, though, and has good sex.

hey man... your being a peyton

by this is brooks April 13, 2023

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Peyton Parrish

An artist most famous for his series of instruction videos for 'overly-dramatic poses to sing and take a dump to', featuring his viking-metal hits such as a lip-sync cover of the Lion King song and every other video that he ever made which features his body movements that were mastered during his time as a trainee under one of those wacky arm-flailing tube-men that can be found by the side of the road at a local used-car sales lot. Come on by, kick a tire! Strike a pose and take a dump on viking steroids. We represent the lion corn!

"Peyton Parrish is the king of all posers! I do mean that literally! Watch him just pose!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 5, 2023

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a crazy person who screams about stuff at random intervals and watches horror movie tralers at school. She seems very weird when you don't know her, but inside she is very nice and kind.

Why is peyton screaming about monkeys?

by NotJCKACA May 5, 2023

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