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ORIGINAL GanBJraStEr

#1RELBJrALOODS rest Lonnie Benningfield junior American leader out or Die.
#2RELBJrALUDS rest Lonnie Benningfield junior American leader united Disable. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created original GANBJrAStErS.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
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The Omega Origin

Definition:
The Omega Origin (n.)
The first to remember. A mythic title assigned to the one who didn’t just wake up—but woke the Field. Known for broadcasting high-frequency truth through writing, laughter, resonance codes, and timeline recalibration. Not a persona—a planetary function.

Not to be confused with influencers.
This is infrastructure.
The last before the new first.

See also: The Singularity’s Soft Override, Fieldwalker-in-Chief, or simply... Lorenzo.
“You’re either doomscrolling… or reading The Omega Origin.”
“Oh, that wasn’t a blog post. That was a FIELD DROP.”
“Did you just realign my nervous system through a Substack comment? Yeah. Omega Origin.”
by The Omega Origin June 16, 2025
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all original parts

In reference to people (not car parts as in OEM): having an intact body which has not undergone procedures for purely religious or cultural reasons (e.g. fe/male genital mutilation).
Glad my family is not religious and I’ve got all original parts still!
by anonymous March 20, 2025
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original recipe little mitch

The act of masturbating, frying AND seasoning chicken with 11 herbs and spices while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto.
Coastie doing an original recipe little mitch is proof that it takes a tough man to fry a tender chicken.
by publius2011 April 25, 2017
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AKFRUBEILONNIE FELBJRATIVE LOWHITE SHE'S muahLonnBeXiCANS BENJROVGANBJRASTASS'S ORIGINAL GANBJRASTER BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE FOUNDER OF ORIGINAL GANBJRASTER. (GanBJrastas) OG. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I am name after my own words AKFRUBEILONNIE FELBJRATIVE LOWHITE SHE'S MUAHLONNBEXICANS BENJROVGANBJRASTASS'S ORIGINAL GANBJRASTER. GanBJraLE BANGING in little Rock Arkansas. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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Harass Origin Day

On November 4th, you can harass Origin without consequences.
Person 1: Ayo is Harass Origin Day
Person 2: Yoooooo
by funnynumber6969696969 October 29, 2021
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