Honey Mission

Errands from your spouse that end up being a wild goose chase or an impossible to achieve task. Similar to a dummy mission.

Man1: she asked me to get the mascara out of her car it’s not in there
Man2: Sounds like she sent you on a honey mission.

by Dropthealbumkendrick May 28, 2021

Mission Doggy

Definition: Down striking in the missionary but the guys is turned about looking down at her asshole

How to: While she’s on her upper back (ass in the air, parallel with her head), position yourself standing over her body in a sumo squat and stroke downward

“I misson dogged my friends wife last night and she squirted Up on my taint And balls”

“I would Mission Doggy Sommer Ray hard as fuck”

by shastiakloske June 11, 2020

Jumming Mission

To Jum. A very funny term that is the name of a google play store version of the PSP port of "Crash Of The Titans".

Caddicarus couldn't do a Jumming Mission because his phone was gay

by V1rginEarz January 26, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Jumming mission

A person whose mission is it to jumm, jumming is the act of stroking ones ding dong

Joe biden: jumming mission

by Meat itteruptted June 22, 2023

Mission Hills Motorboat

When having aggressive cowgirl sex, and the woman cuts a long bubbly fart on the man’s ball bag, creating the sound of a motorboat taking off from shore. Often times caused by pre-game Asada Fries and initiated by a twist of the niplets.

Bro #1: “Hey how was your date with the girl from Florianos?”

Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros”

Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”

by Gaysofthunder69 February 22, 2021

Mission

A cracked up town filled with skiddy middle schoolers that do nothing but drugs. Nothing to do in this town. Way too overpopulated with stupid ignorant people that don’t know how to drive. To sum it up, one of the shittiest placed on the planet of this generation. Hide your drugs kids, we’re coming for you

-mission is skid central

-mission is way too crowded

-A place for crackheads

by Hypetrashcan November 3, 2018