kirk

a guy that most likely plays the ukulele in his free time and has an adorable laugh. if you ever see his baby photos, prepare yourself cause they are one of a kind

"oh look its baby photos of kirk"

by smartwomanwithsmartthoughts September 15, 2021

Kirk Merc Shirk

Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".

AJ never met his dad. His mom said he pulled the ol' Kirk Merc Shirk.

by ThunderCock_Manshack June 15, 2021

Kirk

to exceed the operational parameters of any piece of machinery, driving a vehicle to the point of destruction or severe mechanical damage. to 'Kirk' something.

'He's going full Kirk in that car' 'Oh he's kirked that motor.'

by BigSends June 28, 2021

Kirk Hammet

guitar god

kirk hammet is the guitar god

by Dadddddddddddddddddddddddy October 31, 2022

Kirk

Deiform of Empyrean

Kirk, The god of creation

by KJKakarot November 3, 2022

Kirked

A bloke who says “yeah I’ll sort it mate”

Has that been done Kirk? “Yeah mate”

You’ve been kirked have you?

by Youknowitmakesense November 8, 2022

Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.

Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022