Lurk Job

Having an exterminator rid your house of lurking kitties. This task is often only achieved by kicking the kitty in the throat.

Wow, that's a lot of lurking kitties you got there. It's time for a lurk job!

by PC13 May 7, 2011

Scream Job

When one person screams at another person's penis

While I was getting ice cream the other day, I noticed an employee being berated by their boss because they wouldn't perform the scream job that was being asked of them.

by SkaBrah May 23, 2015

Pastry Job

A job where there is a lot of freedom, where the job boundaries can be moulded and stretched considerably without it being noticed by anybody else.

I'm really enjoying this pastry job. I told my boss that it would take 5 weeks to finish, but I finished it in 3 and did nothing for 2 weeks.

by SenoritaEvita June 15, 2011

Homie Job

When your desperate for a blowjob so you get your homie to give you a blow. But it's extremely important that he mentions that it is no homo. If he doesn't say no homo, he is big gay.

My girl was being a bitch and didn't give me a blowjob, but it's okay, because my homie gave me the homie job.

by gay is bad May 16, 2018

Bad Job

A poop of any sort with a particularly strong, disgusting odor.

"Did you just have a bad job?"

by Spank Rebel September 2, 2018

Fumpkin Job

When a chick sticks here finger in your bum while giving you a blow job.

Kevin: Miles did that chick give you a "fumpkin job"?
Miles: Yeah dude, I'm not sure if a finger in the bum from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
Kevin: totally not gay bro.

by MilesM21 December 19, 2009

backhand job

A backhand job is the act of giving a man full release using the back of your hand and nothing else.

Jake: "Grant must have given the Senior VP a backhand job in order to get that great corner office."
Mark: "I bet he did that, exactly that!"

by Aniraf March 16, 2014