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Nigelism

A ideology for all nigels and their followers must be taken seriously otherwise Nigel will disapprove
Do you study Nigelism
by KingKole August 1, 2022
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Nigel

When you fancy a few beverages (Beveraaaage) you can have a Nigel Farage, shortened simply to a cheeky "Nigel".
Oi lads, anyone fancy a Nigel?
by BernardMatthews April 23, 2019
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a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
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