Robert Newman

Robert is a social studies teacher at EHS. He's known for crashing out due to misophonia, watching AI presentations, and celebrating Christmas at his annual block party.

Robert Newman just gave me 90 pages of reading, I'm not doing all this.

by benalmon08 December 11, 2025

The Dutch Paul Newman

Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.

I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.

by Paco1568 October 30, 2011

Sara Jean Newman

Has genetal herpes. Thank's for the info Heather ;-)

Sara Jean Newman: (n) Did you hear the rumor Heather was spreading about Sara? Yeah, she said she caught herpes.

by Sum Ting Wong? May 13, 2018

Doing a Newman

The act of shitting your pants.

"Hey did you hear, I heard he was doing a Newman at camp"

by Nick Uscinski August 29, 2019

Super Awesome Tate Andy Newman

The antichrist and bringer of fear. He is secretly Satan and will steal your kneecaps.

Hey, did you vote for Super Awesome Tate Andy Newman for prom king?

by MangoPineapple May 2, 2023

Andy Samberg Andy Sameverg Is Minato Namikaze And Anna Newman Is Kushina Uzumaki Namikaze

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Andy Samberg Andy Sameverg Is Minato Namikaze And Anna Newman Is Kushina Uzumaki Namikaze

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Andy Samberg Andy Sameverg Is Minato Namikaze & Anna Newman Is Kushina Uzumaki Namikaze

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Andy Samberg Andy Sameverg Is Minato Namikaze & Anna Newman Is Kushina Uzumaki Namikaze

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025