Puffy nips

When a woman's nipples become puffy and round, becoming soft and dry to the touch. This is usually caused by sleepiness, or lack thereof.

"Hey, Anita, your nips look weird."

"Well sure, Hunter, they're puffy nips. I've gotten no sleep cause I was shooting up all night."

"Yikes, Anita."

by Whatsinthebox February 21, 2022

Puffy teen nips

A severe disorder of the breast tissue suffered by maturing teens. Similar to nipple rock, where the glands grow at an exponential rate. You are advised to contact a medical professional immediately if you or anyone you love is suffering from puffy teen nips.

Person 1: "yo I'm gonna hop in the pool. Come in with me! *takes off shirt*"

Person 2: "Oh my fuck someone call an ambulance. This adolescent has puffy teen nips!!!"

by Any Lurk God June 30, 2017

Pizza cutting nips

Pizza cutting nips are nipples that are so erect (consistantly infact) so apparent and prominent, so mighty and so pointy (even through clothing) that they could epicly slice through pizza! Thus pizza cutting nips was born!

"Tonys got some pizza cutting nips on him!" *swoon*

"Wow Tonys nips are killer!"
"Pizza party tonight everyone, Tonys bringing the pizza cutters!"
"It's slice off time! Nips at the ready!"

by Jess Murray May 20, 2019

Size 13 men’s nikes

a torture device look out for dem size 13 men’s nikes

I wear size 13 men’s nikes. bEaT tHaT

by how.rude October 22, 2019

Chocolate Chip Nips

When her nipples are so tiny that you are left with no choice but to envision chocolate chips

Dude did you see Hannah’s tit pics, holy shit she has chocolate chip nips man those things are tiny!

by Creampie_guy69 February 18, 2020

Ice cold hard nips

When your nipples freeze so hard they can break titanium into 16 thousand pieces.

"Man, it is so cold outside I could break glass with these ice cold hard nips!"

by Iliketoeatcatz October 16, 2022

nipsy

the slang term used for ones spicy rusty cyclopic brown winker!!!!

better watch oot if frolicking innocently in magaluf waters as come nighttime the nipsy gypsy strikes dishing oot rimjobs to unsuspecting drunken skinny dippers!!!!!!slurp slurp!!!!!

by paulo marrski October 23, 2006