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Ideally in front of girls parents. 'I wanna punch you in the cunt with my dick.
by TurdShark January 3, 2020
mugGet the Punch you in the cunt with my dickmug.

why is my dick so hard

A gueston on why you have a boner
A:yo
b:why is my dick so hard
mugGet the why is my dick so hardmug.

Suck my dick like a pacifier

An insult used mainly against friends and day one's when they say something that is factually incorrect and stupid. A catch phrase used mainly amongst high schoolers as a friendly way to say "shut up".
Connor shut up and suck my dick like a pacifier. Joe Johnson is the greatest basketball player of all time
by ScaryHours January 24, 2018
mugGet the Suck my dick like a pacifiermug.

You can suck my dick

You can suck my dick.
by Me will make t bad be die April 15, 2020
mugGet the You can suck my dickmug.

Break your skull with my dick

To fuck someone in the face so hard, it would probably damage their skull in the process. Can be used in an argument between two guys.
On XBox 360: "Hey, why don't you give me your address so I can come over and break your skull with my dick"!?
by AK862 February 22, 2011
mugGet the Break your skull with my dickmug.

well, wrap my dick in a blanket

An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick
So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!
by Chicken Chicken Pumpernickle December 9, 2016
mugGet the well, wrap my dick in a blanketmug.

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