Mom

Bossy sister of aunt that thinks she knows everything

Mom is bossy

Mom by FaZe h1ghsky1 October 27, 2019

Mom

The woman who pushed you out of her pleasure tunnel.

Dan: Hey wheres your Mom?
Xavi: Oh, she gave up on me when I thought the earth was flat.

Mom by We_all_like_mans November 4, 2019

mom

OKAY BOOMER

child: mom can i go to a strip club
mom: no
child: OKAY BOOMER

mom by cuddlebuddy November 11, 2019

Mom

A mom is the most important woman in the world. She is so hard working and is always cleaning up after her family. She is always busy with many things, and never has any alone time. She is always trying to please her kids even if she can't afford it. She cares so deeply for her family and would break if she drifted from someone she loves. Anyone in the world would be lucky as cheese to have a mom. A mom is a childs best friend. Never use your mon as a slave. She does so much for you. Be greatful for your mom, and do NOT take her for granted. One day you will wake up realizing that she is no longer here with you. God bless all moms💖

I have a mom, and she is my best friend! I love her so much❤❤

Mom by OMG HEYYYY!!! November 19, 2019

Mom

The one who is there through all the lost. Shows some up and is always by your side. She will never betray you for she is forever loyal to her baby child. She is a standing figure into making you who you are today. She will never leave your side, she is with you to the end. Mom is the dearest, loving person on earth and she would move Heaven and earth for you. Mom is the person who held you when you first came into the world. She has been there since day one lifting you up. If you never had a mom or you no longer have one she is always there in your heart, she will never leave you and is with you forever. Don't live in fear and grief, the only way to do it is to get to your feet and take baby steps from there.

Mom is the sweetest, most gentlest person I have met yet.

Mom by Elizabeth the seeker November 23, 2019

mom

a mom is everything. When you go through a breakup or anything bad, she is always there for you. she makes you food, she gives you a house and sometimes makes your bed. she is hilarious and funny and will always make you laugh, or even pee your pants. Even though you might yell, argue, or disagree with her she always will always love you more than you will ever know.

my mom is the best.

mom by baby.yoda_and_bb8.forlife November 28, 2019

Mom

Define 1: Some one who abuses you for your whole life until you have panic attacks daily ptsd and anxiety attacks

Define 2: a Demond that lives in your house

Define 3: fathers no no toy

Guy 1: do you have one of those new things called moms
Guy 2: yes I think I’m going to return mine

Mom by That one kid I the corner December 2, 2019