the impossible missions force

a force of elite warriors that are unknown by anyone accross the globe that take on the toughest missions that are called impossible, but the IMF proves them possible

sgt. sandman of the impossible missions force went on a mission to atlantis to destroy the enemy

by phiosopher January 18, 2012

mission control

The sober person that hold it all together on a night out of partying. Mission control makes all the decisions and makes sure no one gets in trouble.

Hey can I buy you a vodka cranberry?

No, I'm mission control tonight.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

Missioning

1. To make it your mission to complete your work right before it is due.

When you are overwhelmed and procrastinate so that you only have an hour to do your project before it is due.
When you're lazy and have to mission so that you don't fail.

2. To cram study before an exam because you were too lazy to study beforehand

I have a science project due in 2 hours... crap! Missioning time!

Shoot I forgot to study! Missioning will be the only way I pass this darn test! :O

by Attiria October 20, 2011

one man mission

when a Boy and Girl dont add friends, bestfriends, or family to dates otherwise known as a 2 man

This a one man mission she not bringing no friends and i’m not either this is not a two man

by BLANK7589322 June 9, 2024

Mission Vag Cig

A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.

The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.

Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?

Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.

by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022

3 man mission

What can be better than a 2 man, bkro?
A THREE MAN MISSION

WHERE 3 DUDES MEET UP WITH 3 GIRLS TO CLAIM SUMN CHEEKS
But one dude just might have to take one for the team, so… yeah. That…
And if y’all meet on tinder, make sure they’re actual girls and not dudes..
Cus then you’d be wanting to kiss a dude🤨🤨‼️‼️

Dude 1: Yo guys, I’ve just secured a 3 man mission!

It’s time to claim sumn coochie bro!!
Due 2: type shiii

Dude 3: y’all ngas better not sell me bkro Istg!…
Dude 1 and dude 2: stfu nga…
*the 3 dudes meet up with the 3 girls and the 3 girls happen to all be dudes*
Dude 1, 2 and 3: WHAT THE FUCK🤨‼️

by JoshuaYaBoi June 28, 2024

Front Mission 2: Remake

ANOTHER ONE!? They're... They're doing all of them...

Hym "Wait... That's not Front Mission 2... Which one is based in Japan? I had an emulator on my phone and I had what I THOUGHT was Front Mission 2 and it had a blue haired Japanese protagonist... Was that 3? But this Front Mission 2: Remake is 27.99 in the Playstation store. I'm bout to buy this shit. Keep doing it. That shit is fire. You will probably get my money on that one every time. 3, 4, it don't matter I'll keep emptying my wallet for it. Now that I think about it... There hasn't been a good Mecha anime in a while... They should make a mecha anime! Use this!"

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024