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Michael

If your name is Michael you have likely been dumped in every relationship you’ve ever had. This is not due to any shortcomings of Michael - he simply loves too hard.

Nonetheless, Michael’s persistence remains strong, as Michael’s idea wife is a Hindu bride.
Don’t be fooled by Michael’s white-washed name, Michael’s enjoy dabbling in ethnicity, and are particularly attracted to the African American, Indian and Punjabi cultures.

Michaels are witty, charming, and have a good sense of humour. If you catch a Michael, be sure to never let him go.
Grab me some curry and naan bread! I’m about to get Michael’d
by Jennyfromtheblock101 February 27, 2019
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Someone with a small d***!
Michael: Well it’s true!
by Hola_123 June 26, 2018
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michael or mike they are jerks. they might care about you at first but turn on you and move to the next person.
Girl 1:why are you crying?
Girl 2:did you date another michael?
Girl 3: yes...
Girl 1:i told you not to trust them! they break hearts!
by mylunatuna July 30, 2012
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An online term used to describe a homosexual new to the gay community. Newcomers are named 'Michael's.' Terminology used frequently in gay chat rooms. This term would be applied to males whom appear more feminine in personality or appearance. Can also be applied to transgenders.
We welcomed 'Michael' into our community.
by TxTnks November 10, 2007
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The ugliest human being ALIVE!
beware of Michael this creature will burn your eyes
A Michael is a untrustworthy person who will stab you in the back once he has a chance to
Michael also picks on innocent people for not reason
Michael is a major DOUCHEBAG and a ASSHOLE!
Becky: omg I saw Michaels face roday

Laura: ewwww is your eyes okay

Becky: yeah but that was some disgusting SHIT!!
by manny1222333 December 13, 2010
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Always the smartest in the room . Knows how to get your girl whenever he wants to . He is also known for having a giant dick (10 Inches or bigger )
Oh Michael is coming u better hide your girlfriend boi
by Brutonium July 5, 2019
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Michael is a guy to know. When he comes to your mind, you suddenly can’t stop smiling. He is good looking, attractive and pretty cute. He is also a very caring person and hates to see people he loves being down. He does everything to put a smile on your face, even on your saddest days. He can’t sleep until he makes sure that you are okay (sometimes forgets himself). He puts his whole heart into everything he does. He drives you crazy when you are together, but when he leaves you miss him like you haven’t seen him in a year. He is respectful, sweet and loyal. Even though he is weird, you can’t but love him. All in all Michael is beyond perfect.
Girl: ,Michael is so perfect. I hope he doesn’t have a girlfriend.‘
Me: ,Unfortunately, he does (wildly pointing fingers at myself).‘
by Quatschkopf December 7, 2019
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