usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.
by loadsamessages January 13, 2023
Get the nee message jarra bellendmug. by MorbidFreddie May 19, 2004
Get the Bam margera message boardmug. by KariJo April 6, 2004
Get the Bam margera message boardmug. When you get a text message just when you wish you had someone to talk to...and it turns out to be a stupid forward and no one really wants to talk to you.
YAY I just got a text from (Insert name of person you like here)!!!!!!!
Oh dang it...its a false hope text message.
Stupid fwds.
Oh dang it...its a false hope text message.
Stupid fwds.
by Smurfanator February 8, 2010
Get the False Hope Text Messagemug. The Pop Punk Message Bored (PPMB) is a punk rock masturbation website where users hold conversations in the form of semi-literate posted messages. It has a specific set of jargon; for example, users refer to each other as "faggots" or "fags," and off-base or unpopular ideas are characterized as "gay." PPMB fosters the stupidity, hypocritical high-mindedness, and navel-gazing of its users.
Guy #1:
I was on the Pop Punk Message Bored today. I bet it's hard for its members to maintain so many fake accounts just to create the illusion of support and appreciation for their terrible bands.
Guy #2:
Oh, I know that site. It makes me cringe when they attempt to have serious discussions on there. If they want to be able to communicate their ideas clearly and want people to take their ideas seriously, maybe they should have buckled down in their high school social studies, history and English composition classes. Instead, they post any old serious-sounding crap and are embarrassingly earnest about it. It's sad, really.
Guy #1:
Yeah, it's an embarrassing situation over there at the Bored.
I was on the Pop Punk Message Bored today. I bet it's hard for its members to maintain so many fake accounts just to create the illusion of support and appreciation for their terrible bands.
Guy #2:
Oh, I know that site. It makes me cringe when they attempt to have serious discussions on there. If they want to be able to communicate their ideas clearly and want people to take their ideas seriously, maybe they should have buckled down in their high school social studies, history and English composition classes. Instead, they post any old serious-sounding crap and are embarrassingly earnest about it. It's sad, really.
Guy #1:
Yeah, it's an embarrassing situation over there at the Bored.
by Whoah-oh-oh, you fuckers. November 21, 2011
Get the Pop Punk Message Boredmug. There are three grades of Sext Messaging (AKA Sexting):
Grade 1: Sext messages that serve a sexual goal but do not contain any direct mention of sexual acts, desires, or emotions. Examples: “U wanna hang out 2night?” or “U looked good today” or “I had a good time, we gotta chill again soon”
Grade 2: Sext messages that are directly related to sexual acts, desires, or emotions but do not contain sexually explicit description. Examples: “Booty call 2night?” or “I need u now” or “Luv your bod”
Grade 3: Sext messages that explicitly describe sexual acts, desires, or emotions. Examples: “U r the best kisser ever” or “Can’t stop thinking about your rack” or “Gotta touch your body right now”
Grade 1: Sext messages that serve a sexual goal but do not contain any direct mention of sexual acts, desires, or emotions. Examples: “U wanna hang out 2night?” or “U looked good today” or “I had a good time, we gotta chill again soon”
Grade 2: Sext messages that are directly related to sexual acts, desires, or emotions but do not contain sexually explicit description. Examples: “Booty call 2night?” or “I need u now” or “Luv your bod”
Grade 3: Sext messages that explicitly describe sexual acts, desires, or emotions. Examples: “U r the best kisser ever” or “Can’t stop thinking about your rack” or “Gotta touch your body right now”
by stallion10 January 12, 2009
Get the Sext Messaging (AKA Sexting)mug. lol congrats you found this "sEcReT" messge. btw a piece of advice go and stan bts I swear you wouldn't regret it. and if you decide to stan go watch some MV's!
I would recommend as a new ARMY -
• DNA
• Blood sweat & tears
• Not Today
• Dope
• Run
• Save me
• We are bulletproof pt 2
• War of hormone
• Mic Drop
• I Need U
• Butterfly
• Danger
• Boy in luv
• Just one day
• N.O
• Coffe
• No more dream
and if you like them be sure to check out the reat of their albums ;)
I would recommend as a new ARMY -
• DNA
• Blood sweat & tears
• Not Today
• Dope
• Run
• Save me
• We are bulletproof pt 2
• War of hormone
• Mic Drop
• I Need U
• Butterfly
• Danger
• Boy in luv
• Just one day
• N.O
• Coffe
• No more dream
and if you like them be sure to check out the reat of their albums ;)
by saltyjimin June 4, 2018
Get the oof secret messagemug.