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Maple Story 

A Rarted little game for Rarted little shits.
Hey did you see that Rarted child playing Maple Story
Maple Story by DarkstarX1 June 2, 2018

Maple Ridge 

An absolute shit hole in British Columbia, Canada filled with High school dropouts who drive lifted diesel pickup trucks and smoke crack on the daily and the children of crack heads who ride around on bikes during the early hours of the morning screaming at people walking.
-Where the fuck is this asshole driving this huge pickup truck from, Mars? He drives like a fucking retard!

*Skid rides out into middle of road on shitty BMX bike*

-WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

-We're in MAPLE RIDGE, Jim. Get used to it.

Maple Dream Cream

When a Canadian shoots his syrup on ones face.
Oh my God Becky, I took a shot of Adams Maple Dream Cream last night all over my face. What a experience Aye?
Maple Dream Cream by TuckN'Roll October 27, 2018

Maple craple

Another word for nipple twisting people, can also be used as a term for cuming on to someone
Person 1: yo did u see how Jemima maple crapled that dude earlier
Person 2: yh did u see how he maple crapled ya back?

Maple Thunder 

Faux Marijuana:

Ground Marijuana stems(Substance/Flavoring), and a SMALL amount of Maple Syrup (Binding agent) formed around a stem to resemble a bud.
D: Bro jus got in some Maple Thunder...
A: Good Bro I'm out anyway.
D: It's 5 for 2.50g
A:I'll be there for it in 10
A: Bro jus got home smells like Breakfast...
A:Bro this won't even roll, it sticks too much...
D:Maple Thunder has to be smoked from a pipe...
A:Ok lemme see..
A:Bro this taste like Pancakes an barely burns...
A:WTF
A:...
...
...

D: The line you are trying to reach has been disconnected

Maple Marvel 

A delicious beverage consumed in steamy nights making syrup in a sugar shack. Best served with tall tales told by wise ol’ sap men. A term originally coined by a local author and university professor on the East Coast of Canada. After his first sip he exclaimed “This is a Maple Marvel!” The ingredients to the maple marvel are known by those who have made and drank them. One would say a marvel is much like a women’s breasts, one is too few; three too many.
Doug why don’t we head down to the sugar shack and mix ourselves up a maple marvel.
Maple Marvel by PictouKid922 June 3, 2019