Pembroke MA

-probably the whitest town in the lower 48 states and home to the worst public schools known to modern America.
-run by a ruthless gang called the KTA (mostly consisting of 8th grade males)
-nicknamed "The Broke"
-the drug capital of the South Shore
-organized by old conservative white folks who need to retire
"hey, i was in Pembroke MA today, it was awful"

"i went through the broke today and saw no black folks."
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Acton, MA

A small and pointless town where all places of recreation where at one point torn down and turned into ugly apartments that no one ever bought, or were gutted and are left as lone standing buildings waiting until the day they fall, much like the Mineke and the McDonald's.

The school system is decent, full of teachers who care too much about things that aren't important. There are a range of stereotypes, including the normal portugese cliques, the stereotypical blacks, the druggies, the skaters (what's the difference between the two latter? no one knows,) the sluts, the preps, the emos, the scenies, and the jocks. There's tons of homophobia from the vast majority of jocks, but there is a more broad acceptance of homosexuality than most other schools. The GSA's pretty big.

There's essentially nowhere to hang out. Drug dealings go on primarily behind the Bowladrome, a dark place where children go to bowl, win cheap prizes from the arcade, and possibly be kidnapped and never seen again. Most of the town goes through a Starbucks every now and again since the installment of one several years ago. There's a zillion Dunkin Donuts and probably seven billion ATMs. The kids have no cash and get by by smoking serious weed and being losers. Nothing too great.

And we believe that you can't spell "losers" without LS, standing for Lincoln-Sudbury (Drunkin' Drugsbury), our sports rival.

P.S. The girls do not cut off their toes for crack.
1: Where you from?
2: Acton, MA
1: Where the hell is that?
2: Exactly.
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ma dude

Slang for friend, homie, and acquaintance. Started in Denver, CO by Sinjin A. There are also many different variations of the spelling for the word dude such as, d00d, dood, dudeee, dud3, or any other variations.
whats up ma dude, wassup ma dude
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Medfield, MA

a place where nothing happens. absolutely nothing. the most ive done is go to my friends house. how eventful.
wow im going to pauls house again where ill play xbox then go home. and maybe see a girl and go to the pizza place and eat pizza. thats what happens here in Medfield, MA
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Krunk-mas

Krunk-mas is a magical time of the year. On the night of December 25, after he has finished delivering presents, Santa gets really hammered and then smokes a nice fatty blunt. After he is completely belligerent, he starts to wander the North Pole in search of some fine elf pussy. The night is a blacked out orgy of drugs and alcohol filled with Christmas cheer. Eventually, out of pure exhaustion, Santa passes out in the snow next to a pile of his own vomit. As he stares up into the dark December sky, He musters up the courage to utter one last statement before he looses consciousness: "Merry Krunk-mas to all, now get fucked up and high!"
Fred: Merry Krunk-mas Jim! I got you a new bong!

Jim: Thanks Fred, I cant wait to light this up and then throw back some brews around the Krunk-mas tree!
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Ur ma

Ur mas a big bubbler who sits on her hole all day watching Gordon Ramsey
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Pittsfield, MA

Known for some as the city of heartbreak, Pittsfield expresses it's name to the fullest: it's the Pits. Money needs to be donated to this small city asap as the buildings are crumbling, as well as people's values and morals. There is a small Pittsfield scene which is worth checking out, a few spots of glory amongst the wreckage. But at least people care about each other -- not. Selfishness, greed, and lack are abundant here, due perhaps to lack of funds, but perhaps slowly but surely the city will have a turn around and accept it's small town, Brooklyn-esque nature. Artists thrive here, as the mental health problems in this city run the gamant and though people don't really care about anyone here, most are embraced for just being themselves.
Oh, you're back in shitsfield (Pittsfield, MA)? Welcome home from LA.
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