mustice

A kid who sexually harasses a lunch box and gets off on fat girl

Man mustice back at it again with them fat bitch

by Lilpennyduck May 25, 2018

MisticSins

Ranboo lookalike

"Who is MisticSins?"
"Some gay bitch"

by Lannytastic December 3, 2022

Mysticka

A spoiled girl who always needs to get her way, if you tell her no, watch out for your eyes cause she will try to scratch them out with a fork! she thinks she is better then everyone..poor poor girl!

omg stop acting like such a spoiled Mysticka!!

by cornflakes55 June 4, 2012

Mystique that ho

Paint a ho in blue body paint and proceed to ejaculate on them. Then join them in the pleasure and challenge of licking it all off so they can "shift" back into their natural form.

I'm gonna Mystique that ho tonight. She better be hungry for some blueberry and my sweet cream!

by Oliver DiBello October 27, 2011

Mystique pearce

Mystique Pearce is a beautiful bright beauty, her smile never fades, her light never dies out, and her soul is always strong. Her lips as red as the roses, her eyes as deep as the ocean, her hands are so gentle and small. Because of your smile... you make life more beautiful, and life makes it worth while if i can just see that smile. When i dream of you, i only dream of holding you again... in wish that some day i will, and i will come back for you, and i will take you into my arms and i will never let go, you are my rose, my special rose, my warmth and strength. My love for you is forever lasting. When i look up into the sky, and i see the stars. I know... that some time, you'll also be looking up at the starts as i do, and i only wish you think of me. Never be down... always smile.

-I love you

Mystique Pearce, if your reading this. I want you to know this is how i saw you, and still see you. I have great regret of leaving, but you are always in my thoughts, i love you.
- Drake.C

by Prince in waiting. August 7, 2012

The Masticated Pecan

A legit blog that talks about the funny shit going on in our world today.

"Dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?"
"Naw, dude, what?"
"It's fuckin' legit, is what it is. Go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com"

by The fly on the wall August 27, 2009

mystical

1. Odd or extremely strange in a funny way
2. Borderline homosexual

What's that guy doing over there? That is one mystical dance!

by NCStateDude18 April 18, 2004