Minecraft

This is where you get girl friend from and get booty time but just to find out it is your uncle

dang I found out my Minecraft girl is me uncle

by doctor oofy oof September 13, 2019

Minecraft

If you have not played this game you will go to hell

me:*playing minecraft*
Grandma: whats that you playing dear
me: slaps grandma, as i pull out a dimand sord to banish her to the underworld

by your dad's mom is your sister November 23, 2019

Minecraft

A game that was once great. Sadly it’s not that good now because of retarded dream stans.

Minecraft got ruined by dream stans

by Randomshit_69 July 21, 2022

minecraft

minecraft is a game that has been giving us that feeling of overdosing on crack since day 1.the last time i overdosed on crack was with the bois in shack on april 20.

make a wish kid:Mommmm! can I get minecraft?
mom:shut the fuck up you ebola looking fuck!!
make a wish kid:alright i'll just play mincraft lite...
mom:damn right you fucking bitch that aint nuttin but a faggot that doesnt know wut weed is!

by fortniteisgey June 10, 2019

Minecraft

A game that is better than Minecraft

I love Minecraft

by Minecraft gamer November 7, 2019

Minecraft

A Highly Addictive Drug Between 2011 and 2018. Use Started Dying Out Because a New drug was Created called

Fortnite. It allows your Creativity to run Wild and Higher than A Jamaican dude.
Became a widely used drug in 2019
Because someone modified it.

Tim: Bro Wtf why are you playing Minecraft? That Game is Dead.
Carlos: Why are you playing fortnite?
That game is Overrated.
Tim: Alright Give me a A Controller, Let's Hop on Our Old Worlds.

by Stealtynoob May 7, 2020

Minecraft

Minecraft is the game of legends that will NEVER die. Well... it will NEVER DIE TWICE!

Person 1: Hey do you think that Minecraft is dying again?
Person 2: Tf did you just say?
Person 1: I just wanted to know if-
Person 2: *Repeatedly impales Person 1 with their Sharpness V diamond sword

by 69is_funny69 October 27, 2019