Mike Moment 

The act of being filled with austism and saying random bullshit at the worst moments. aka Mike Moment

The family is getting ready to drive off. Mike starts talking about fucking a russian bread based beverage. A classic Mike Moment.

Mike Moment by ApyrNamNahui January 25, 2021

Useless Mike 

To be exceptionally useless at video games. Games that induce particularly high levels of distress in a Useless Mike are games such as Goldeneye and Pro Evolution Soccer 4. The holy grail for Useless Mikeism is the game Mario Kart 64 where Mike's uselessness is completely unrivalled, even by Duffy.

Wow, that banana was really obvious! Can't believe he hit it. What a Useless Mike!

Useless Mike by MacPatrick May 10, 2008

Hire Mike Brown 

To take a dump. Defined by ESPN's Bill Simmons Page 2 column in reference to Mike Brown's poor coaching ability in Cleveland.

Those nachos are not sitting well with me. I'm gonna go hire Mike Brown. I'll be back in a bit.

Hire Mike Brown by Pseudo Decathalon June 19, 2010

60 Mike Mike 

60mm device.

Usually classified in the catagory of Mortars or Grenade Launchers.

"Mike Mike" is a Nick-Name for Millimetre. (mm)

Soldier A: 2-1, This is Dagger. Requesting 60 Mike Mike rain on Grid location Sierra 55.3 Ultra, over.

Soldier B: 2-1 Copies all, Hard rain is gonna fall on Sierra 55.3 Ultra, over.

Soldier A: Hard copy 2-1, Thanks for the assist. Dagger out.

60 Mike Mike by TheAngrySniper January 25, 2011

Midnight Mike 

The act of busting a nut on your girlfriends face while she sleeps.

girl sleeps
Midnight Mike
cum in face

Midnight Mike by lawl... December 29, 2011

Sierra Mike 

Slang code word for “Single Mother” utilizing the NATO Phonetic Alphabet (Used by the U.S. Military as well as others) equivalents for the initialism S.M. Although the initialism bares similarity to the slang term “MILF” (Not to be confused with the Filipino militant Islamic group “Moro Islamic Liberation Front”), MILFs were more in the context of being older than the identifier such as the mother of a peer or friend (as in the 1999 American Pop culture classic “American Pie”, which brought further attention to the term “MILF”). Sierra Mikes (Single Mothers/Moms) are characterized, more so, as being younger, roughly the same age or younger, as the person making identification. Both Sierra Mikes and MILFs can be attractive and desirable given circumstances.

Wow! That girl is hot! Wait, she has a kid…SIERRA MIKE ALERT!!!

Sierra Mike by Bob D. Bomb March 15, 2015

Doorman Mike

The best god damn doorman in the history of the world. Doorman Mike will always make your day better when coming into, or leaving, the office.

On Fridays, Doorman Mike will say "HAPPY GOD DAMN FRIDAY! WOOO!".

Doorman Mike by mikezpizza May 6, 2018