Booze Mayonnaise

Another term for hair product you might use in jail or prison.

"I don't want to end up in prison, showering with other men and using booze mayonnaise on my hair."

by Son of a Sea Snake June 25, 2024

Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise

This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!

"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"

by JamesPage February 18, 2025

Mayonnaise Sandwich

Dartmouth, NS slang for a cream pie.

Lana enjoyed a mayonnaise sandwich in her bathroom after her work Christmas party.

by Cr8ivewonder December 2, 2018

mayonnaise popsicle

Digging your elbow into someone's butt while massaging them.

"Yo, that masseuse totally gave me a mayonnaise popsicle earlier!"

"Bro, that's CRAZY."

by whomstpumpkin June 14, 2018

Mayonnaise fingers

to describe a girl who gets so uncontrolably drunk and procedes to play with mayonnaise, hence mayonnaise fingers. usually blonde.

erghhhhhhh look at that shes definatly got mayonnaise fingers!

by rainbowsary February 11, 2010

Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021

mayonnaise everywhere

When a dude hasn’t choked the chicken in a few days and upon releasing his load the back pressure causes a sitcky mess all over the place.

Britney hasn’t let Chad hit it in a few days, but last night she complained about the Mayonnaise everywhere in the bathroom.

by SexyGoodSex1856 February 14, 2019