Referring to the maximum amount of area a butt can take up. When the person gets more whale like the amount of area it takes up increases. Quite often when sitting down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch.
That gluteus maximus doesn't fit through the door. Son that's not what your looking for. Look how much area it takes up.
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We wanted to do Geekus maximus for our science fair project but we thought better of it;even just saying it could've ruined our social life(as if it wasn't already ruined).
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Get the Geekus maximus mug.After seeing the success of John Backflip and later William Frontflip in the early 14th century, Maximus Sideflip got inspired and performed the first Sideflip in 1334. Later in 1336 while performing in front of a crowd he was accused of using witchcraft which he had allegedly learnt from John Backflip while he was in exile. Rumor has it that He was trying to copy the Backflip but he was terrible at directions so he accidentally invented the Sideflip.
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Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
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Get the Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed). mug.One who takes it up their ass and has a small penis. (Maximus, referring to gluteus ‘maximus’ and kek meaning small penis)
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