Long and a half

When something too long enough, it long and half.

friend: how long was your hit?
me: shit, it was long and a half.

by urbancurryman June 12, 2020

long-hauler

A pandemic victim for which the negative impacts to their health and related symptoms persist for months or years after being infected with the virus.

A long-hauler with prolonged suffering from Covid-19 seems to go unnoticed by many in part because they are bed ridden and in social isolation.

by mlhiss September 7, 2020

long bagger

A male who inserts his testicles (both) into his own anus allowing them to rub and stimulate his prostrate as he walks around thereby giving him an erection. Usually only able to be accomplished by males with unnaturally stretched scrotums.

That Rick is such a long bagger he spends all his time off walking around his yard long bagging while mowing his lawn.
Ron long bags his life away, we need to have an intervention to save him.
I enjoy being a long bagger, though its just a hobby right now I hope to go pro one day.

by frankhepstien September 16, 2012

long tong

10/10 product will change your life!! kelsorangejo's product sure does wonders!!

Person 1: hey have you seen the product the long tong?

Person 2: no is it good? Will it help me?

Person 1: you bet it will!!

(Can you let my family go now?

by sjadjhfdb August 24, 2021

The long slide

a) a book by Tucker Carlaon
b) the disintegration of civil society into chaos and disorder

The next chapter in Afghanistan's post 1979 soviet occupation history will be the long slide, def b), back into the middle ages, if something isn't done soon.

by Sexydimma August 24, 2021

Long Idiot

Any kind of snake.

Frank is a long idiot.

by roxasthenobody98 April 24, 2022

Long Allen

The lude act of pulling or yanking on a flaccid penis in order to stretch it past normal elasticity.

Everytime I change my 8 month old son Parker he manages to give himself a long allen.

I woke up to Susie giving me a long allen because she read through my phone before I woke up.

by Skete Gheyvidson April 12, 2022