Long Dick

Did you see Blake’s luscious Long Dick.
"Yeah child, Blake’s Long Dick penetrated me.”
by Long schlongeroni July 22, 2019
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dylan long

Awesome dude who is underated because he doesnt like to attract attention
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Matthew Long

Otto von rizzmark
The last rizzort
Got a ticket for the polar rizzpress
Artirizzal intelligence
Natural Rizzaster
First Rizzponder
Member of the nation of Rizzlam
Crizztiano Rizzaldo
Rizzaldinho
The grand rizzard
Ghost of rizzmas past
13 rizzons why
The rizzler
Rizzly bear
The boy who cried rizz
Abraham rizzcoln
Adolf Rizzler
Rizzy Neutron
A degree in quantum rizzics
Barack Rizzbama
Need a rizztraining order
Anakin rizzwalker
Rizzard of oz
Lord of the rizz
Performed a rizzerruction
Rizzosaurus Rex
From the village hidden in the rizz
Offering rizztitution and rizzarations
Glenn Rizzmire
Rizz Khalifa
Martin Luther Rizz
Kamala Harizz
Rizzy Hendrix / Jimi Hendrizz
Rizzilicious
Rizziliguous
Rizziologist
Rizzillionaire
Rizz Ranger The rizz reaper
Leader of the rizzistance
Chrizz Brown
Rizzolph the Rizz-nosed deer
Wolverizz
Head coach of the Memphis Rizzlies
Prisoner of rizzkaban
Rizzaholic
Rizza Parks
Rizz: Hemsworth
Albert Rizzenstein
Playing rizzident evil
Mike rizzowski
Franklin D Rizzevelt
Queen Erizzabeth
Kyle Rizzenhouse
Walt Rizzney
Signed the declaration of rizzdependence
From the state of Rizzouri
Rizz Al Ghul
Corona Virizz
Rizztafarian
Rizzie Smalls
R(izz) Kelly
Rizzil war veteran
Rizz and Morty
Geralt of Rizzia
Alvin and the Rizzmunks
by Tedez December 19, 2022
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long boot

After a long days work being a mad dog, slip off your steel cap boot and scull a long neck of beer out of it.
That mad dog just smashed his long boot what a legend.
by Team MADD DOG September 02, 2018
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Long and a half

When something too long enough, it long and half.
friend: how long was your hit?
me: shit, it was long and a half.
by urbancurryman June 13, 2020
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Long Press

To provide another level of detail on a particular topic
Let m’s take a long press on this topic
by Long press dude February 16, 2018
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Long Allen

The lude act of pulling or yanking on a flaccid penis in order to stretch it past normal elasticity.
Everytime I change my 8 month old son Parker he manages to give himself a long allen.

I woke up to Susie giving me a long allen because she read through my phone before I woke up.
by Skete Gheyvidson April 13, 2022
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