Ling Ling

Ling Ling is a prodigy since birth. His dictionnary does not contain the words "mistakes" and "sacrilegious". Ling Ling is, probably, neither a boy or a girl. Ling Ling is the King of Music. Ling Ling never sleep, instead, Ling Ling practise 40 hours a day. Ling Ling's least favorite instrument is the viola, but still appreciate the violists.
"You are like Ling Ling, but you aren't Ling Ling. The only difference is that he only need to hear it once and play it flawlessly".
LingLing40hours is the best.
by MarsArgoKawaii January 12, 2021
mugGet the Ling Lingmug.

Ling the Long

A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.

Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)
Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.
by Sibah Hameed January 12, 2025
mugGet the Ling the Longmug.

Dump Ling

A group of people who enjoy the comedy stylings of Michael Che
“Hey, are you a fun of that guy Michael Che?”
“Me? No I am one of his Dump Lings”
“ Oh dude, weird flex by OK”
by Mmmmkay January 3, 2022
mugGet the Dump Lingmug.

ding-a-ling

Another word for penis, dick or balls.
by Madi06 May 20, 2018
mugGet the ding-a-lingmug.

the reversed ling lang

When the girl punches the mans penis until it goes inside of his body and then nuts on the girls face
Omg i gave Karl the reversed ling lang and he left my face all sticky
by Therizzmaster November 13, 2022
mugGet the the reversed ling langmug.

Ling Ling

Ling Ling can be assumed as a name of little Chinese girl or an Asian little girl who looks really cute. She learned all musical instrument in this entire planet earth at her 2 years of age. Her parents also support and let's this girl practice all musical instrument 40 hours a day or more. At her age of 6 months old she can compose her original song and sing Opera at 8 months old while you still crying for breast feeding from your mother. Ling Ling is so talented and inspired people but mostly made you feel like a piece of shit.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, there're always Ling Ling who better than you!!
by JoshA183740384 March 31, 2019
mugGet the Ling Lingmug.

ling xi

by woshidsb November 23, 2021
mugGet the ling ximug.

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