Lance

Is priceless

damn he's Lance

by ABSOLUTELY HUGE MAN March 25, 2022

Frat Lance

This is what you call the girlfriend of a not so fratty fratboy. She is in fact more fraternal with the true brothers of the fraternity than her boyfriend. It is worth noting that a frat lance is usually blonde.

“Oh look, it’s frat lance, she’s so much frattier than normal Lance”

by ArianPellegrino July 12, 2019

Lance

A handsome and gentle boy who just loves to see people smile he loves people who understands him the most.

lance is great guy

by Kiroha May 13, 2023

Lance Prima

The person who is always says say no please. He is also a really nice guy.

Lance Prima has a chinky chode

by The cat in the bat August 8, 2024

Dancing Lance

When the size of the turd exceeds the allotted space within the toilet bowl. When trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it's journey.

"Damn dude, I had a serious Dancing Lance last night. It took about four flushes before it finally went down."

by toastedfresh October 26, 2017

Lanced

A cruel and unusual form of death from PowerPoint, charts, long meetings, and emergency management procedures. Known to cause Blindness (temporary or permanent) from having to stare at loud, multi-colored, Ralph Furley-looking button-up shirts.

I am glad I didn't go to that meeting, it was a certain death from being Lanced.

by TotalFraud73 May 10, 2023

Lance

An amazing friend. Super funny, interested in a variety of topics and very down-to-Earth, this is a friend who will be honest to you no matter what, and always is able to see the logical side of things. All in all, definitely someone people can trust! Very talkative and considerate of others, despite his own issues he's always able to look out for his other friends in life, and I admire that about him. You're amazing, Lance!

I can always count on Lance to make my server brighter and happier :).

by placid! January 15, 2023