strawberry-kiwi

this is so corny but i wanted to do something unique and romantic ig SO DONT LAUGH AT ME FOR IT will you be my girlfriend and let me hit? 😜

zena: im going to bash him on the head with a brick

aidan: sounds hot when are we doing it 😭

Strawberry-kiwi

by allegedmanwhore November 17, 2023

kiwi microwave

When you leave your food on the car dash on a hot day so it’s cooked by lunch

“Hey Tom why’s your lunch out in the sun? That’s gonna go putrid by lunch!”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”

by Your mates mate January 30, 2024

kiwi businessman

A businessman ( or woman ) based in New Zealand who would rather hold onto an item they are selling for years and years collecting dust on a shelf rather than accepting a reasonable offer.

Buyer: " hello, how much do you want for that 25 year old car part?"

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "

Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...

Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).

by TURDBO PRIME May 2, 2023

the kiwi line

a line of being near cancelled

named after the infamous KiwiJoe

person 1: the september 11th incident was not all bad

person 2: you're walking the kiwi line

by waffelix May 4, 2023

Kiwi

Girls public hair which has grown back after a good waxing or layering. The length and name comes the Kiwi Fruit (or in New Zealand they just call it "fruit". 2mm long ot so, pleasant to the touch.

I thought she was definitely a water. She is, but she hasn't gone for a while so its growing back slowly. She called ir the kiwi.

by Aki8181 May 10, 2023

Kiwi

Girls public hair which has grown back after a good waxing or layering. The length and name comes the Kiwi Fruit (or in New Zealand they just call it "fruit". 2mm long ot so, pleasant to the touch.

I thought she was definitely a water. She is, but she hasn't gone for a while so its growing back slowly. She called ir the kiwi.

by Aki8181 May 10, 2023

Kiwi

The strongest female in the hxh universeAU Fanfiction. Thick skinned, aggressive, violent but has multitudes of potential and reserves of unbridled love.

Muscle mommy!

Hisoka and Illumi Zoldyck's Wife AU fanfiction

"Kiwi, you don't have to be scared of me or Illumi." Hisoka pulled my body into his lap, my back flush against his chest, his hands firmly squeezing my legs and kneading the muscle beneath.

by Xzyztent November 21, 2023