Jonah

Jonah is a player, who gets all the girls. He dates for popularity and takes each relationship way to seriously. He is tall but has a small dick. And is friends with all different ages. He likes to show off, thinking that he’s cool when he really isn’t. Loves baseball. Btw he’s rich.

Girl 1: You know Jonah?
Girl 2: Ya I know Jonah he’s a jerk
Girls 3 over hearing conversation: we dated stay away from him!

by Gabri December 21, 2019

Jonah

A clown fucker. Nasty boi.

Jonah: Mmmm men in dress sexy.

Jack: You’re a clown fucker Jonah

by Not reliable January 9, 2022

Jonah

Max's bitch

Person 1: Did you hear about Jonah?
Person 2: Yeah he is Max's bitch.

by BigBoobieLover39 September 13, 2022

Jonah

An enjoyer of lemons

Isn't that jonah? wow that guy sure like delicious, juicy lemons

by Josef Mama January 14, 2022

Jedi Knight Jonah

Some one who stream shittie games and is a wanted Sexual Criminal in 69 Countries. No one likes him and he usually is very fucking fat. He hates niggas and Jews. Often rape minors and overall is a Crack addict

Omg you love fucking kids??? Your such a Jedi knight Jonah

by Jews69187 nigga November 7, 2022

Jonah Wolf

ben archacki, getting cheating on, playing lefou. what will jonah do next? ill tell you what. marry a jewish girl. girl girlfriend is the jewish bomb . He steals french fries and doesnt say i love you back. Meet Jonah Wolf

Hey Jonah Wolf! Did you rip your pants again?

by sophie6969 May 30, 2018

Jonah

hot

Jonah is so fucking sexy and hot

by FROGGGAA November 17, 2021