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A jens vuijk

A person who only likes whale ass and has a penis formed nose
that person is a jens vuijk
by bitch boiii 96 October 11, 2019
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Jen-batch-Punch

Excessive and repeated donkey punching of Jennifer, prompting the clenching of the anus, constricting the male genitalia. Therefore causing the male to whip her with his donkey roll and yelling the word BATCHHHHH!!!
My friend Jen yelled batch after i donkey punched her and whiped her with my donkey roll..i responded by saying thats what i like to call a Jen-Batch-Punch....you BATCH!
by CBMVSM November 10, 2008
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Jens

The man... The myth... The lege- nah it's just Jens.
-Dude there's an active school shooter in school!
-Nah,chilll it's just Jens.
-Ah shit, you're right.
by playerballman May 14, 2019
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Jens

Jens is a boys name, used usually in Scandinavia.
He is Nice, smart and charming. The most charismatic person you’ll meet!

He has great hair and style, but watch out.
Jens will have you wrapped around his finger in no time.
by Seacret admirer June 27, 2019
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Flailin Jennings

Hi, I'm flailin Jennings, let's roast a bulb.
by Flailin Jennings December 15, 2021
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Jens Audun

This is a very handsome sexy man, when he walks into the room everybody stops what they are doing to see the legend come in. Nikolai MS 8a skrev ikke dette
Jens Audun: Hi
All the girls: OMG HE SAID HI
by mannemann February 22, 2023
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Jen Morrison

Jen Morrison ( a nickname for the actress jennifer Morrison) is a middle aged actress who is drop dead gorgeous in every way. She is the kindest soul you will ever meet and if you are a fan of her then congratulations!! You idolize one of the most influential, amazing, beautiful woman in the world
I Stan Jen Morrison
Oh, so you have good taste in idols
by Ilovejen12 September 27, 2021
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