Jennings

Not the smartest person in the world. Missing some fries from his happy meal.

Guy 1: What's that guys jingle?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! Jennings is a reeetardd!

by Joeeeee Mamaaaa123321 April 16, 2022

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being wrong about language and sources

I used UD as an etymological source, really jenning today

by aaaasdfffgg September 23, 2022

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Jennings

A rare cryptid lurking in the Midwest that's made of bones. A skeleton friend to all. Reminiscent of Mr. Tumnus from "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe", Jennings is a guide to lost souls. Can travel at superhuman speed.

A: I think I saw a skeleton in trenchcoat pass the library...
B: That wasn't a skeleton that was Jennings!

by Lindt20 April 27, 2019

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Whalin' Jennings

Da little-known "evil twin" to da famous and well-loved silky-throated county-music singer; he was always sneaking around trying to poach large finned sea-mammals when either the IWC or Greenpeace wasn't looking.

In the Steven Seagal film, "On Deadly Ground", the chief villain is named "Jennings" and his business is oil, so I wonder if this hombre was actually the infamous Whalin' Jennings, and he had simply switched to dishonestly going after crude oil after the "natural" kind became too legally-rasky to come by.

by QuacksO January 27, 2020

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