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jasper

has a big willy.
by user3789 January 16, 2022
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jasper is packing
by user3789 January 16, 2022
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jasper male

A person that has acended beond yogurt male to a jasper male. For an exampel a jasper male always chosees woman over man.
Bob: Why is that guy so amazingly cool
Jason: Beacouse he has trancended to a jasper male
Bob: *Gets extreamly horny
by Zproude January 20, 2022
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Jasper

Jasper = Chad
by rtjtrktrtr June 4, 2022
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Jasper

the most perfect boy in the world, i could talk about him for weeks. His smile is so perfect and his humor and personality and facial structure and everything about him is amazing. I wish i could date him again. he is just truly amazing.but he likes someone else thats is way prettier, nicer, older, taller than me. If he gets with her im gonna kms i know he is meant for me
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A knock-off version of the name 'Casper'/'Kasper'. Normally a socially awkward pre-pubescent boy with too many freckles that will probably change his name.
Casper: Did you hear that Jasper is changing his name to Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke?

Kasper: Thats such an unnecessarily short name.
by a guy named Hashbrown April 9, 2022
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Jasper is the biggest son of a bitch, small peepee, asshole there is. He can be cool at times but once you steal his kill in Rainbow Six Siege, he’ll go on about how oppressed he is amongst the friend group.

A slang word for annoyingly playing music in your microphone. It’s probably Metallica.

To waste all of your loving mothers hard earned money on video game cosmetics.
Don’t be a Jasper! Save up your money!
by PyroSabr April 15, 2022
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