Jason

He is a very shy person who likes to masturbate a lot. Sometimes he likes to play around and touch other people. HE may seem creepy at first but he is very talkative even though he talks in a monotonous voice. He jacks off once in the morning and at the night to the girl he is completely crushing over! TAYLOR! Overall, very nice guy but is kinda creepy.

Have you seen that Jason? That guy seems totally like a Jason

by DawitLoverandGrishenHater101 March 6, 2019

Jason

1. Someone who'll look you in the eyes while you spider poop.
2. Knows exactly how to tell a fart joke.
3. A blumpkin friendly friend.

1. I spider pooped with Jason yesterday, he was on top. His eyes are so blue.
2. Jason told a fart joke.
3. Jason poops easier when receiving a blumpkin.

by buttjed February 3, 2010

Jason

To jason is when you secretly video tape a girl having sex with you in your childhood bedroom as a 45 year old balding fat dude..

wow he did a jason!

That girl has no idea what she is in for..

yeah shes gonna be another internet hit..

by POVERTYISADIFFICULTHING June 15, 2010

Jason

Jason is an annoying person, he usually gets off task in school he throws fits and gets in BIG trouble

Ashlyn: hey London.
Grace: yeah!
Ashlyn: look at Jason he is off task and is throwing EVERYTHING!!!!
Grace: OMG!!!!! IKR

by Ms.patato August 27, 2017

Jason

Jason is an asshole a cheater and a motherfucker he sucks off his nan twice an hour and takes erection pills a stupid ass how would you date him he doesn't treat his girl friend right Jodie deserves better like Jodie is a mother fucking godess

O it's Jason go die in a hole you motherfucking asshole

by Hackty03 April 30, 2019

Jason

a person who moves from girl to girl & can’t keep a stable girlfriend. He says that he’ll always “be there for you”but it’s just a bunch of bullshit. He’ll leave his real friends who care about him & that will take a bullet for him ,for some people that will constantly backstab him

oh he just lied behind my back he must be a Jason.

by Debbie Nunez February 14, 2018

Jason

A f*cking dick. period.

You f*cking Jason! Or... Jason is in my ass.

by Select all June 24, 2019