juicy jace

A juicy jace is an extremely rad dude. Not only does he get MAD b*tches, he looks extremely hot. He usually makes lots of money, and always buys his friends food/drinks because he’s not only attractive, but also kind. No matter what, you want a Juicy Jace in your life.

Person 1: Hey did a super gobsmackingly hot ass-ed person just walk by? My gorilla grip coochie cooter just went taunt.
Person 2: Yeah that’s just what a Juicy Jace will do to you.

by margeybeebearbaebar November 25, 2021

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juicy miggler

A typically short, brownish male with a fetish for female asses. They typically enjoy the arts, but in particular, love cooking, reading, writing, drawing, and film making. They are neither beta nor alpha males, as their levels of masculinity are known to shift based on their current levels of success. They are extremely helpful and self aware, although they may be awkward in social scenarios. However, they make for the best friends a person could ask for. Lastly, a juicy miggler MUST own an island in the South Pacific. If they do not, you may be confusing them for some other type of miggler, possibly a coridal miggler.

Alexa: I need me a juicy miggler in my life, them is rare. Plus, I hear they eat ass.
Google Home: Hell yea they do, but everyone knows juicy migglers prefer Google Home.

by juicymiggler January 16, 2019

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Juicy Clench

When you clench your butthole to stop liquid fire from shooting out, but then your anus locks up like a charlie horse and you have to pry your hole open with a crowbar.

Jimmy: man my ass locked up in a juicy clench last night and my mom had to help me pry it open with a golf club.

by tyrionsrighthand69420 May 01, 2019

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