Humpday

That thing Philip Defranco always talks about. Its a wednesday. The hump you have to get over- the middle of the week. You feel relieved tomorrow is thursday, then friday, then- Weekend. (YES)

"Today is HUMPDAY, so were givin things away! Woo hoo! Wednesday givaways!" -Philip Defranco

by Mcluvinz May 21, 2011

sheep humper

A student (aka "aggy", "agroid", etal) at Texas A&M, a glorified junior college located just north of east Bumfuck Nowhere in College Station, Texas, especially a member of the Corp of Cadets (aka "corp turds", "toy soldiers", etal).

Derived from their time-honored tradition of engaging in anal intercourse (fucking) ovine mammals (sheep).

This habit led to the school motto - "Texas A&M - Where men are men and sheep are scared!"

The sheep humpers are delusional.

by Old Sarge February 19, 2008

humpday

Wednesday. Middle of the week. The remainder is a downhill ride.

Thank god it's humpday - I'll coast downhill towards the weekend.

by captn_jack June 28, 2005

hendrix hump

by definition humping a fine ass female while playing the sickest guitar notes known to the human race. Mixing humping and hendrix abilities into one and uncontrollable urge. Usually performed by wanna be rock stars. Note most of the humpers do not reach hendrix hump status.

"i dunno whehter the girl is louder or the guitar, that boy must be doing the hendrix hump."

by mcnasty545 January 13, 2006

leg hump

what a horny dog does when it meets you for the first time.it grabs the upper part of your leg then dry humps it.

aunt betty get this leg humping hound off me and put him outside.

by ralf May 18, 2004

hump yard

A railroad freight yard built on an incline (appears like a hump) where cars are pushed up a hill, and roll down the otherside, where switches and retarders are thrown to put them on the correct track using gravity, instead of fuel.

Inorder to sort these cars, we must shove them in the hump yard.

by Train Man April 27, 2006

Hump n Dump

The act of having sex and then breaking up with that chick/dude immediately afterward.

Hey dude, you totally pulled a hump n dump last night with that chick! Right on brah!

by deutschcanuck September 27, 2010