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Homie Check

(noun)
When a friend or close friend checks in on you, most likely to see how you are doing.
Close friend's text messages:

(Close Friend): Homie check!
(You): Ayo what's good.
(Close Friend): Just checkin' in, man.
(You): *response differs depending on how you are doing*
by Kairo_7 October 6, 2021
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Homie law 9 section 69

This is the law that forbids that any arguement lasts for over 10 minutes, if said time is reached; due to the laws of the homie, all the parties and partakers within the arguement must resolve it with homosexual intercourse. The one who finishes first shall be the one who was wrong within the argument. Homie law 4, section 420 also backs up this statement.
"My homies got in an arguement, so we had to resolve it using Homie law 9 section 69. Turns out that Elliot was wrong."
by NotSH03K January 2, 2022
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homie hookup

Although Anthbropologists have observed such brohavior as early as the Broman Empire, the homie hookup is a relatively new classibrocation of brolationship categorized by 2 (or more)bros who engage in one-time or temporary sexual brolations, without any brommitments or dating arrangements.
These brolationships are often temporary, less they blossom into a full on bromance.
Typically initiated by the alpha bro towards a bro of mid to low brocial status in the brocial dominance broarchy.
Currently illegal in the Broviet Union, yet bros have brolitical heavyweights such as Brobama, Bro Biden, Brope Francis strongly defending the rights of bros at home and aBroad.

add it to your brocabulary.

"If ye bro asketh ye for a blow, do not give him a snake. That's selfish. Blow and ye shall be blowed ten times over"
-the bible

"When yo bro aks annova bro u kno for him to be him ho"
-A wise old bro from whence we do not know

For female bros see breast friends
for related terms see also:

Broner,
Broletariat vs. the Brogeoisie,
Broseidon lord of the Broceon,
Brozilla Firefox,
Brocoin,
Bro Pain, Bro Gain,
My Chemical Bromance,
The fine State of Brohio,
Benificial Brobiotics,
"Us bros take an annual broad trip in the subroru crossbrover every Febroary, and you know when the brotents go up and the brotanks come off there’s no telling what kinda homie hookups might go down in brotown”
by anarchocapy March 13, 2018
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homie humper

....................HOMIE HUMPER!!!!
by kbabe342 May 18, 2007
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homie hoe

A girl that has been with a group of guys that are close friends
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen that girl dating Josh?
Guy 2: That's homie hoe, yeah I was just with her last month.
Guy 1: She's running through our crew.
by the realest dude alive March 26, 2011
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Homie Dome

Refers to the "dome" shape your "homie" makes with his/her hands around your smoking utensil in order to block the wind while you light up.
Homie #1: "Yo cholo can I get a homie dome real quick? It's windy as a fucking wind storm out here"
Homie #2: "Yee, no problem ninja"
by Sir Tokes-Alot January 26, 2012
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Homie slice

One of a person's closest friends. To have a homie is "one" friend but slices represent more than one (several). To call someone your homie slice means that they are "one" of "several" friends.
Today I am going to hang out with my homie slice Ralph.
Yesterday I ran into all my homie slices at the football game.
by Kuznkym March 8, 2016
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