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Shit-heeling

While driving, like having a piece of toilet paper stuck to the heel of one's shoe, a driver tailgating you, following too close behind you on a highway, in hopes of making you drive faster, so you will get stopped for speeding and they will drive on.
Look behind us, here's another nut shit-heeling us!
by tranceman December 20, 2008
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Black Hazel

My husband... a (used to be cool) black guy, who now nags andhas NEVER cleaned house... EVER. UNLESS he was really wanting YOU to clean the house or was in some way, feeling extremely inadequate and/or trying to recoup 'good wife' points. Whatev...
Oh look...... there's black Hazel, with his swiffer dusting the blinds and the TV in his black mid-calf socks, boxers. and knee length navy cotton blue robe. Wow... that's SO not hot.

OR

Wow... dude, you nag AND clean, just like Hazel in that old sitcom, cept she was white, female and had red hair.
by whosdatgurl January 1, 2012
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Old heel

An insult to women between 40 and 60
by Grewtanker September 14, 2019
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Dylano Hebels

To have a incredibly fat ass/To be incredibly ´´thicc´´
My friend is such a Dylano Hebels his ass is so fat
by fvntvzy May 31, 2023
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hands to heels

when a female of college age has no idea of a basic sexual position of standing and bending over...

A sexual position of deep penetration and absolute arousal that allows a bending position to be dominated by the penial partner
"Meredith takes dick like a champ: Hands to heels"
^
^~~~Only example necessary
by Kiki Sanchez January 17, 2011
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I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this

Said fock it and went all in, dedicating the time and effort for something to happen
“She better show up to this party, I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this”
by Hampton Grey April 16, 2021
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tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019
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