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Belgian Harpsichord

Performed on uncircumcised gentlemen, it is the act of pulling the foreskin back as far as possible, stretching the banjo string to full tension then flicking it with the tip of the tongue until baby gravy is jettisoned.
I was going to leave Sarah last weekend, but she performed a textbook Belgian Harpsichord on me on Friday night. The wedding is next June.
by HarpsichordsRUs February 4, 2023
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Total Harps

A phrase developed by some weird kid from Kettering, Ohio in the 1980's meaning "totally awesome".
"Hey Kurt! How would you feel about going to Crazy Cats Arcade on Saturday afternoon?"

"Total Harps dude!"
by Donnie Bridle August 30, 2025
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