1: helping someone with something
2: masturbating someone until they ejaculate
3: giving a round of applause
2: masturbating someone until they ejaculate
3: giving a round of applause
in the porn industry, you will see some hot bitches or hot guys giving a hand to their partner until they cum
by curtis450 May 23, 2019

The act of passing one's hands over really crumpled clothes with the aim of removing creases. It is generally practiced by the male population and others affecting the "get out of bed straight to class look".
X- AAARGH you are so not going to wear that shirt.
Y- once I hand iron it ... you won't even know the difference!!
Y- once I hand iron it ... you won't even know the difference!!
by Kermit the froggy July 27, 2009

by Hennest March 16, 2022

Person 1: Hey man, I can't make it to the brunch.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.
ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.
ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.
by localsharkboy September 30, 2016

Dr. Smith: And all we need is a semen sample, so just have a go in that there room. Just a little hand shag will do.
by Finnegan Family September 22, 2007

It was originally invented by Dan Bergstein so that he could use it for Blogging twilight and people would know if he was being sarcastic or not. The general consensus is that the left hand is the sarcasm hand because the right hand is raised when under oath. It is now used on the internet (mainly Sparklife) by anyone who wants to be sarcastic on the internet. To use the sarcasm hand, type *raise sarcasm hand*
by TheGlassCat September 7, 2013

A hand job, hand crank, a person other than yourself whom strokes your penis to ejaculate. A happy ending!
by DJR632 June 25, 2007
