Gumping

When someone is not *quite* retarded but they're like just on that line, so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with them.

"Sorry dude, I was too busy gumping Stacy's ass in the freezer."

by GetTKd December 13, 2021

Gump

Sticking gum on your taint to save it for later.

Dylan and Preston gumped all night long

by Furest gump December 21, 2021

Forrest Gump-ing

The act of sitting at a bus stop and forcing people to listen to your life story.

"Any plans this Friday? We should go Forrest Gump-ing!"
That's all I have to say about that...

by TheGiff November 12, 2021

Gumping

When you fuck a person that is not retarded but almost retarded.

Hey I was gumping her last night!

by Stop taking the name I want March 11, 2022

Long Gump

The ancient ritual supposedly created by one, Shane. This act involves gumping but from a long distance.

Did you watch the Olympic long gumping last night Steve?

by Ryleen the dream February 11, 2022

Gumped

When you get stoned as balls and before you know it, a loud mouthed inbred has penetrated your butt

Sean woke up covered in pancake mix, ky jelly, and fart juice. He got gumped by Brian hard as fuck last night

by Gossip Gary October 10, 2021

Gump it

To haul ass, make haste

Bob: "The cops showed up so we had to gump it out of there"

by TesticularContorsionLover September 12, 2021