gucci ass

When you see that ass from far away and it so plump

by RAYzar January 23, 2018

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House of Gucci

The movie that comes out November 24th 2021 and people will only go see because THEE Lady Gaga is in (no shade to Adam Truckdriver and the other talented actors involved in the project)!

John Doe: Yo bro *smokes from joint* what are all the fuckin good movies coming out this year bro
Jane Doe: one im not youre bro and theres this movie called House of Gucci coming out this November.
John Doe: Whos in it?
Jane Doe: Lady Gaga…..and we will be going to the theaters to see it and thats on perioddddz
John Doe: I hate her
Jane Doe: *gets knife and chops off Joes d*** and swallows it*
John Doe: *screams in agonizing pain* WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT HOE?

Jane Doe: Dont bash my queen gaga and we’re over! *throws engagement ring in the trash and farts in Johns face before leaving their home with a bottle of gasoline and a match and pours the gasoline around the house and lights the match and throws it on the trail of gasoline and watches the fire get to the house and hears Adams screams for help as Jane laughs and smirks as she smokes a cigarette and gets in her Ferrari Portofino with the top down and ride out of their driveway into paradise*

by Annie Gro August 07, 2021

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