Guido

Leader of a pack legendary lions. Better known as a Bartysquad. Always ready to help you, unless he is completely smashed himself. In that case, he rather inteferes while you do important cleaning business. Other than that, always worth a toast!
Guys, I think we are totally lost. We really could use a Guido right now!
by SergeantScotch January 10, 2018
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Guido party

A party that single Italian guys go to, where they try to have sexual intercourse with as many females as they can before the night is over.
"Hey Coriella, you going to Matteo's guido party tonight."

"Dude I really just need to throw a guido party and fuck some chicks"
by Guidette101 November 13, 2015
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Germanic Guido

Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.
Germanic Guido being defined:

Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
by Imanisu March 04, 2022
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Guido’s Big Balls

An affectionate term for a Greek Adonis is an enormous set nut sack or hairy beanbags!
Geez, look at the size of Guido’s Big Balls”!!!
by The Difficult One! August 13, 2023
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pink eye guido

After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.
Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.

Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!
by Uhohpinks November 26, 2023
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pink eye guido

After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.
Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.

Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!
by Uhohpinks November 26, 2023
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guido snow

a slang phrase for the delicious frozen snack known as Italian ice.
"Hey man it's hot as balls outside wanna go grab some guido snow"
by nutfreely May 15, 2018
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