Guido

an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs"

This is the guido

by godknows342 March 30, 2023

pink eye guido

After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.

Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.

Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!

by Uhohpinks November 25, 2023

pink eye guido

After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.

Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.

Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!

by Uhohpinks November 25, 2023

Guido

A guido is a guido. Usually seen cutting lawns or doing some sort of landscaping.

Look at those fucking guidos cutting lawns.

by Guidmachine August 14, 2017

Mas Guido

A round and hairy Italian man who bites to draw blood

Girl, you betta be careful of dat man he be a Mas Guido!!!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Guido Gangbang

The practice in which a group of spray tanned men with a lot of hair product partake in a large groupsex activity.

Hey pauly you down to hit the gym, hit the hair products then hit each other in a guido gangbang?!

by TheSituationn January 19, 2019

maritza guido

it’s me tf I’m awesome and cool 😘

oh there is maritza guido !!

me - yeah bitches it’s me the life of the party !!

by lifeofthepartylols April 8, 2022